(GROANS) I see Ray, too. Homer, that's just to bite on, not to eat. F.D. You know, son, my dad used to take me down to Johnson's Hardware. Come on, Lisa. With the balls and the pins and the rental shoes and the very bad cheese pizza that comes in squares. Not if those gutters aren't clean, you don't. Nope. Don't worry, honey. I found us a roofer last night. Bye! So as soon as he feels loved, we're out of there. Once is never enough with a man like you Next song. On account of my eye patch, I couldn't see Ray sitting at the bar. Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 21 times this month, and 334 times total. Well, I can see I'm not wanted here. Then you can just look at the portrait I painted of him. Then we're gonna take the dog to the V-E-T. Huh? Someone who doesn't hate me, like Flanders and Bart. Man: Whoo-hoo! Check 'Don't Fear the Roofer' translations into Spanish. How can I get my wife to love me again? And when Marge asks what type of father can't keep a roof over his family's head, Homer tries to fix things up, but falls through the roof. Hot Wheels to the rescue! Finally, a bar for men who like to drink and look at sexy women. Pizza, pizza. (LAUGHING) We'll laugh! October 9, 2012 ~ Mike! I don't have to. (PAGER BEEPING) Oh, sorry, man. The perfect storm hits Springfield causing the Simpson roof to leak. Why don't you go find a parade and rain on it? Hey, I'm real sorry I never made it back yesterday. Huh? Kent Brockman here with Stormwatch 6. (CHUCKLES) Well, I see your sense of humor's not affected. It's raining inside! And, Ned, you didn't see me because I was hiding behind the chimney. All I saw was you eating and drinking and talking to yourself. (CHUCKLES) So Ray does exist? Ray's not coming! (SCOFFS) You're right, Marge. Can't anybody see him? There's still one last thing that doesn't make sense. (CHUCKLES) There's one in every neighborhood. Then it's the yard's problem. We can't begin his treatment soon enough. Yeah, we're all crooks. I don't hand out high-fives like Chiclets. wants you to learn. My stupid friends kick me out of their stupid party. We've had that dog as long as I can remember. There's something else. When you're getting juiced, can you hold my turtle? It's not a copy! Give me one that doesn't taste so good. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Don't Fear the Roofer, Springfield is experiencing an unusually strong thunderstorm, and the rain is causing … (Hawking) Badda-bing, badda-boom. Don't worry, honey. Now let's explore the improbable series of events that led to this amusing yet tragic farce. Homer, can I please knock off? What? Huh? I wish I knew. Fine. I mainly bought this house for the view. Move your hand. I get this. However, no one else can see him and Homer's insistence that the roofer does exist prompts everyone to think he has gone crazy (again). I went through a lot of pain and suffering because of this "little misunderstanding." Oh, sorry, Homer. But when you can't keep a roof over your family's head, you're just not much of a father. (WHIMPERS) (DOOR SLAMS) (BOTH LAUGHING) Ah, that's Ned Flanders. It is original and used!!! (STRAINING) (CHUCKLES) Struggle all you want, Homer. Actually, the technical term is electroconvulsive therapy. A dog? I see him again! Hey, boy. High five! Ray doesn't exist. THE SIMPSONS Very rare. Hey, Homer. He was supposed to be in a show-and-tell this week! Pizza, pizza. Woman: (SINGING) Do that to me one more time. Yeah, absolutely. When did I agree to that? - Don't fear, Michael. I guess I should look for roofers at poetry slams and yoga retreats. This is gonna take some work. It was all in your mind. Under one condition. But recent historical evidence indicates that Robin Hood did not actually exist. (GASPS) Electroshock? I'm sure everyone's happier with Santa's Little Helper here to love them. You did when I validated your parking. I don't have to. I hope we're still friends. The episode is a parody of the 2001 film A Beautiful Mind. Bart saw him at the Builder's Barn. I woke up to find an owl eating a mouse on the pillow next to me. Oh! Also, gerontological studies have demonstrated that animal companions can slow the inevitable decline of... Yeah, okay, thank you. Oh, great, Homer! But I can make funny sounds in your microphone. Old man Johnson knew everything about fixing stuff. "Ray Magini" is an anagram for "imaginary.". I bake a cake shaped like Lenny's favorite barstool, and you wreck it! Just till we die. A downtrodden Homer seeks companionship at Moe's, however, he is quickly driven away for … This week, it's "Don't Fear the Roofer" from season sixteen. Then it's the yard's problem. I'm gonna look that up. That's easy. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Don't worry, honey. Discover The 138th Simpsons Podcast 79: S16 E16 - Don't Fear the Roofer. 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